10.12.2007

MSO is finally rich and famous!

Well, all the hard work paid off.

MSO just signed a 20 million dollar contract for 10 albums to be completed in the next 2 weeks.

Holden bought a home in Los Angeles, New York, and a small flat in Notting Hill. Eugenio will be hosting a reality series set in New Guinea about 2 bands that have to switch drummers for a month - that should be hilarious! Holden will be divorcing his wife of 7 years to marry Eugenio. Holden also lost custody of his daughter to Kevin Federline - damn that K-Fed is such a good dad!

The band's new 10 albums will be released as a single boxed set that includes a 40 Terabyte Hard Drive that will link to your XBox, PSP, or iPod... if the band sells 1 of these the label will make roughly 30 million dollars (since the boxed set is priced at 50 million dollars).

MSO has foregone the need for further fans due to their recent success.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEE- "What the hell? Oh, whoa... I just had the strangest and best dream of my life.... Huh? Was I talking in my sleep? Sorry Holden - go back to sleep. I didn't mean to wake you."

"That's okay Eug."

"Holden?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you think your wife knows about us?"

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"









Have a good weekend everybody.

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